Photo IQ
The shot list, the family round-up, the light at five.
Photo IQ is for whoever is booking the photographer. The pictures are the only thing that outlasts the day, and most of what goes wrong with them was decided in the schedule.
The 11 questions
- The light at five — You picked a five o’clock ceremony because five sounded right. The sun has its own schedule.
- The receiving line — Every guest hugs you on the way out of the ceremony. Lovely. How many minutes does it add? Slide.
- First look, or the aisle? — Not the romantic question. The schedule one: which gives the photographs more time?
- Thirty phones in the aisle — Your person is walking toward you. Between you and the photographer: everyone’s arm.
- The second shooter — Two houses to get ready in, a ceremony across town. The photographer offers a second shooter.
- When do we get the pictures? — The wedding was Saturday. Everyone wants the gallery by Wednesday. Slide to the real number of weeks.
- The flu, the night before — Your photographer, who you love, gets sick. What does the contract say happens next?
- The hair tie in every portrait — It lives on your wrist. Left alone, it lives in your pictures too.
- Just you and your own parents — The family list has both families together, twice. Is there one frame of you alone with yours?
- Two steps behind — The wedding party walks out one right after another, two steps apart, because quick feels polite.
- Three heads in the kiss — “You may now kiss.” The officiant is still standing right behind you, in the middle of the frame.
Every Photo IQ question is pre-written: Belle asks, you answer, she tells you the truth about the answer you picked, and the careful version waits on Boards. Your ladder here is your own; a subject becomes its own IQ at 3 questions.